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When you can’t win but you can’t lose
EVERYONE is a winner when the footy callers get their tongues tangled. LAWRENCE MONEY provides the evidence More »
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CAN pain cure the football ills?
THRASHING the boys on the training track is the formula often prescribed after a dismal loss. But is the punishment going to produce a better performance or simply fatigue? LAWRENCE MONEY looks at this and other football mysteries. More »
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Bring back the smelly rag and keep on playing
MODERN football injuries and treatments seem to get more and more complicated with every passing season. LAWRENCE MONEY has carried out a scientific survey of this trend and suggests a cure-all. More »
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How to get your head around football’s HHHNWAOI
STILL puzzling over some of those complex football expressions? Help is at hand as LAWRENCE MONEY continues his concise explanation of what they all mean. More »
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Who’s the AFL GOAT?
TO be a true football expert you need to be armed with a whole string of invaluable expressions. LAWRENCE MONEY provides some helpful guidance. More »
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Wily Wayne Carey is carving up the commentary
EXPLAINING why Dustin Martin needs to stay on the ground when he needs to come off requires a commentator of considerable dexterity. LAWRENCE MONEY introduces an early contender for the prestigious Boot in mouth Award More »
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The Boot in Mouth is back in business
THIS is the moment that the footy commentators relish or dread: when the infamous Boot in Mouth Award begins its countdown for Season 2018. The award’s Founder, Sole Judge, One-Man Tribunal and Appeals Board, LAWRENCE MONEY, bounces the ball. More »
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Arise, the new Boot In Mouth Champion!
OUT OF THE cupboard, covered in 30 years of dust, comes the Boot In Mouth trophy. Who claimed the 2017 title? More »
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Bum-pats, high fives and hair ruffles
THEY GO high, they go low, but can they go far too far with their on-field footy celebrations? LAWRENCE MONEY investigates this strange phenomenon. More »