Dismal days dawning for the deadbeats

Published 1y ago - Terry Brown

WE ARE entering the gloom season for the teams who are missing the finals. TERRY BROWN laments the long days ahead for the League losers. More »

I’ll pass on the cheese, old trout, just pass me a pie

Published 1y ago - Terry Brown

I’ll pass on the cheese, old trout, just pass me a pie says Terry Brown More »

The Front Bar gags and the grog flow fast and free

Published 1y ago - Terry Brown

AS RIVALRY hots up for the TV footy shows, TERRY BROWN pours a cold one and watches Mick Molloy and the boys behind The Front Bar More »

The great quarter-time stand-off

Published 1y ago - Sportshounds

Tiger tragic Cheryl Critchley doesn't get blokes who stand up at the footy and Mad Magpie Terry Brown reckons footy seats are for wusses. More »

Arghh, the pain of The Game

Published 1y ago - Terry Brown

TERRY BROWN has suffered hard and long as a Magpie fan, but he reckons you can never get enough agony: THE way I hear it, Paddy Dangerfield kicked a bag on his right foot while smashing backmen away five at a time with his severed left stump. With luck, he sho... More »

Take a tip, it’s time to get on the Pies

Published 1y ago - Terry Brown

GIVE up? It doesn’t cross TERRY BROWN’S mind as he launches a raid on the TAB: THE Pies have got a bit of a wobble up. Well, ok, more than a bit. There’d have to be a bouncing castle in the Holden Centre gym, right? After a stellar season of moral victories an... More »

Looking down on life at the G

Published 1y ago - Terry Brown

TERRY BROWN finds himself sky high in the stands at the G, peering over vast rows of empty seats at tiny figures who might just be playing football: THE best General Admission seats in the Ponsford Stand have epic views – of St Ig’s, Box Hill and the Internati... More »