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Footy needs a knee museum
WE already have a National Sports Museum, but it fails to encompass the terrible epidemic inflicting AFL. LAWRENCE MONEY proposes an awesome new structure to pay homage to the all-important knee. More »
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When you can’t win but you can’t lose
EVERYONE is a winner when the footy callers get their tongues tangled. LAWRENCE MONEY provides the evidence More »
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Are the umps swayed by the howling hordes?
ANY VISITOR who set foot timidly inside Victoria Park in the old days knew what to expect: hostility from the Magpie supporters and what appeared to be a dearth of free kicks. Does the free kick problem linger on? LAWRENCE MONEY has a look. More »
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Coping with the curse of The Course
LAWRENCE MONEY has endured the many trials of the malignant antics of the golf course. But, he can take solace when the pros muck up too More »
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The day the Pies were legless
LONG BEFORE the latte became such a fashionable beverage, Lou Richards was introducing footy fans to the world of caffeine, as LAWRENCE MONEY recalls. More »
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CAN pain cure the football ills?
THRASHING the boys on the training track is the formula often prescribed after a dismal loss. But is the punishment going to produce a better performance or simply fatigue? LAWRENCE MONEY looks at this and other football mysteries. More »
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Bring back the smelly rag and keep on playing
MODERN football injuries and treatments seem to get more and more complicated with every passing season. LAWRENCE MONEY has carried out a scientific survey of this trend and suggests a cure-all. More »
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There’s no true mateship in a mismatch match
WE MUST have all been through it. The painful experience of going to the footy with a mate who barracks for the opposition. Win or lose, it’s a no-win situation. LAWRENCE MONEY calls it “Sleeping with the enemy”. More »
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How to get your head around football’s HHHNWAOI
STILL puzzling over some of those complex football expressions? Help is at hand as LAWRENCE MONEY continues his concise explanation of what they all mean. More »
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Who’s the AFL GOAT?
TO be a true football expert you need to be armed with a whole string of invaluable expressions. LAWRENCE MONEY provides some helpful guidance. More »
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Searching for sport’s four-leaf clover
WHO COULD have imagined that the fortunes of the Melbourne Football Club have been resting for decades on LAWRENCE MONEY’S lost socks? He reveals the shocking truth More »
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Wily Wayne Carey is carving up the commentary
EXPLAINING why Dustin Martin needs to stay on the ground when he needs to come off requires a commentator of considerable dexterity. LAWRENCE MONEY introduces an early contender for the prestigious Boot in mouth Award More »